Look at that stuff rolling off the assembly line and they say it's even legal. I left it fermenting for months, so every bit of malt has been turned to Alcohol. It will kick your fucken ass and then some. Makes me think of the George Thorogood drinking songs.
This stuff is like nuthin you can buy, it got that fucking sediment in it call yeast. Oh, yeah. The yeast is loaded with B vitamins, so you know when you drink one of my brews, you are getting a healthy drunk on. They say that alcohol burns up your B vitamins, so that is why you get a hangover, but with my stuff , you are building up your B vitamins, so the next morning you feel great. Oh Yeah.
Can you guess what the most important part of brewing beer is, to be drinking Home Brew while your brewing more Home Brew. Tonite, I poured some of that stuff in my mug. It was sort of flat, but it tasted so good, that didn't stop me.
So when your in the neighborhood stop by for a couple, maybe more. Plan to stay the night, because we wouldn't want ya breaking any of those laws, would we.
Here's a toast to you all.
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